Monthly Archives: August 2021

‘The Nonce and Never-King’?…

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… Shall I tell you a very good ‘fix it’ I did with a young lady  at Buckingham Palace?

I was at a reception at Buckingham Palace, that’s the place where the Queen lives, and it’s not an easy gaffe to penetrate, that is, its not an easy place to get into, so, I was at this reception, and there was a very nice lady and gentleman said to me, “My daughter would be so pleased to know that we’ve met you,” and this that and the other…

I said, “Oh yes, where’s she?”

They said, “She’s in the back of the car.”

I said, “What, in the boot?”

They said, “No! We’ve sneaked her in the back of the car so she can say she’s been in the Palace Courtyard.”

“And you’ve got her stuck out there?” So I said, “leave it to me.”

And they went, “Nooooo…”

So, I went to see a minder, and said, “We’ve got this situation,” and “I’m bringing a friend in.”

So he said, “Listen, who’s going to object to you.”

So I said, “All right.”

Now, the Palace Staff are the most excellent people, right… and on the way out I explain very briefly… “Leave it to us!” 

So I went out into the car park which is a Courtyard inside the Palace and I shouted the young lady’s name… next minute she’s holding my arm… and next minute we’re marching up the steps right into the Palace… well, the staff had done it right… two footmen open the two great doors, and inside there are all the Majors and the Colonel’s and the household staff… it’s the most elegant situation, and tremendously rewarding, right… and when she sees this spectacle of the carpet, and the people standing there, and they all give a little graceful dip… she was now, hanging onto me like a lion, right… and we walked up the steps and into the room where the reception was, in a room called the Bow Room, and fantastic luck, Prince Philip, who is a marvelous geezer, happened to be just standing inside the door, ‘chatting’ with somebody, so I went, ‘Psst’, now there’s not a lot of people  go ‘Psst’ inside the Palace.  So, he’s on a butchers, right, sees me, and I do the nod, “brought the kiddo in…” 

So, he doesn’t know where this young lady has appeared from. She’s got a long coat on with bumpy jewels, but he has given her a beautiful smile, and she’s gone, “Ugh uggh” right…

And that was a ‘fix it’ that I really enjoyed, now I think she might remember it, even if the parents, and herself, are watching tonight, she might even remember it to this day, and I think, a lot longer

Jimmy Savile, Parkinson Show

‘…the thick of it’…

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“We know they’re lying, they know that we know they’re lying

and still they continue to lie.”

Alexander Solzhenitsyn.

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“If the ‘Peace-Process’ has been pursued with such obvious success

over the last twenty-years…

Why wouldn’t we be more than willing to comply with their ‘Health-Process’?”

Count Jack Black

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 A Questionable Science:

Love and Death in the Time of COVID 

by Stuart France and G. Michael Vasey

‘The Gallows and Gibbet Inn’, proclaimed the sign, which singular nominal ought really to have aroused, if not my shackles then, at least my suspicions. 

Too late, Anu was already tugging me over the threshold into the warmth, and the light, and the sound of voices, and music…

…They were all in there!

Black Jack Davey… Teigue-the-Fool… The Miller’s Son… The Sorcerer’s Apprentice… H.R.H. the Lord of the Elements, and one-hundred-and-one other far less savoury characters.

Most of them in their cups. Reprobates all! And what a tale they had to tell.

If you have ever wondered why all the public houses were shut.

You had better pull up a chair…

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‘DIVOC’…

Notice of Intended Private Criminal Prosecution For Mass Murder

Notice of Intended Criminal Prosecution

Notice of Intended Private Criminal Prosecution by the Trustees of the People’s Union of Britain [PUB], alleging mass murder by UK Government policy, has been served by recorded mail and email upon Sajid Javid, Secretary of State for the Department of Health and Social Care…

Following many painstaking months of evidence gathering, the prosecution has posed the most serious kind of questions which could ever be asked of government ministers, in relation to the ever-growing abundance of prima facie evidence, which shows that Midazolam has been used to commit murder by government policy in UK care homes, under the cover of ‘a deadly pandemic’.

However, in the absence of an appropriate and timely rebuttal of our allegations with material evidence [not mere hearsay], we will finalize our evidence files and lay charges of mass murder by government policy in a Magistrates Court, demanding that every chief police officer immediately opens an investigation into all care home deaths since March 2020…

Rt. Hon. Mr Sajid Javid,
Secretary of State,
Department of Health and Social Care
39 Victoria Street
London SW1H 0EU
Also by email


Date 16th August 2021


Dear Mr Javid,
Please ensure that this document and all its questions are circulated to all of the
following for full answers, namely:
Matt Hancock and all staff who worked for him during the time- period January
2020 to 26th June 2021
Duncan Selbie – Chief Executive, Public Health England.
Professor Stephen H Powis – National Medical Director of NHS England
Sir Simon Stevens – former NHS chief executive
Amanda Pritchard – current NHS Chief Executive
June Raine – CEO MHRA
Neil Ferguson
Patrick Vallance – Government Chief Scientific Adviser
Chris Whitty – Chief Medical Officer

NOTICE OF INTENDED PRIVATE CRIMINAL PROSECUTION
MASS MURDER BY GOVERNMENT POLICY…

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Jabberwonky…

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The bunker phone was black and sleek-sided. Its ring was  a cross between the old-fashioned police car bells and the Avon-Lady… It rang now, insistently…

Teigue-the-Fool contemplated the insistent, sleek-sided, black thing, and the corners of his mouth flicked into a smile. His eyes danced as he lifted the receiver from its cradle and placed it against his ear, “Yaas?” he said.

“What’s the problem?” growled Big Bee, clearly irate that his ‘sabbatical’ had been interrupted.

“No problem, sire,” smoothed Teigue, “just an update…”

“Well, get on with it then,” snapped Big Bee.

“The double-jabbed hospital cases are not getting better,” drawled Teigue, and then paused waiting for the truth-bomb to hit home…

“What, they’re dying?” blustered Big Bee.

“Dying, or being sent home paralysed.”

“Do we know why?” asked Big Bee, gloomily.

“We should do,” retorted Teigue, “it’s been sound medical practice never to jib-jab during an outbreak for many years now.”

“What do you mean?” asked Big Bee, back in bluster mode.

“I mean, that the jabs cause the variants which are also resistant to the jabs,” said Teigue.

“Bugger!” exclaimed Big Bee, “what can we do?”

“We can drop the wonky jabs and revert to safe, effective, traditional treatments which are already on the market.”

“Gulp,” said Big Bee, swallowing air.

“You’ll need to come back to do that. Where are you anyway, I forgot to ask?”

Click-click-drone…” Big Bee’s line went dead.

“Oh, and your popularity has flat-lined,” said Teigue-the-Fool into the empty receiver…

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 A Questionable Science:

Love and Death in the Time of COVID 

by Stuart France and G. Michael Vasey

‘The Gallows and Gibbet Inn’, proclaimed the sign, which singular nominal ought really to have aroused, if not my shackles then, at least my suspicions. 

Too late, Anu was already tugging me over the threshold into the warmth, and the light, and the sound of voices, and music…

…They were all in there!

Black Jack Davey… Teigue-the-Fool… The Miller’s Son… The Sorcerer’s Apprentice… H.R.H. the Lord of the Elements, and one-hundred-and-one other far less savoury characters.

Most of them in their cups. Reprobates all! And what a tale they had to tell.

If you have ever wondered why all the public houses are shut.

You had better pull up a chair…

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Now available in paperback and Kindle formats on Amazon

‘Billy-Gate-Guff’…

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The Thoth Tarot

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William Grundy (18 May 1923 – 9 February 1993) was an English television presenter and host of Today, a regional news programme broadcast on Thames Television. In the latter role, he gained national attention for his interview with the Sex Pistols in 1976 during which he contemptuously encouraged a barrage of profanity while supposedly intoxicated on public television…

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… The rock group Queen had been booked for the Today show of 1 December 1976 but cancelled their appearance at the last minute due to vocalist Freddie Mercury needing emergency dental surgery. They were replaced by the Sex Pistols, the punk band, appearing at short notice accompanied by their entourage. The show was broadcast live and uncensored on weekdays in the early evening, a time when spoken obscenities were forbidden.

The interview with the Sex Pistols began with Grundy introducing the band, stating “they are as drunk as I am… they are clean by comparison,” although Grundy later denied being intoxicated during the interview to the press. The interview resumed following the playing of the music video for the song, Anarchy in the UK.

Grundy said (to camera) “I am told… that that group… have received £40,000 from record company… Doesn’t that seem, uh, to be slightly opposed to your anti-materialistic view of life?” The response to this were two comments: One was an indecipherable syllable (or two) from one band member, while Glenn Matlock (bassist) responded with “No, the more the merrier.” When Grundy asked the band to explain further, what followed would be the first example of profanity during the interview, when Steve Jones (lead guitar) quipped: “We fuckin’ spent it ain’t we?” Grundy did not comment on the profanity but responded “I don’t know, have you?” Matlock confirmed that the money had all gone “down the boozer.” Grundy then asked the band “are you serious?” in reference to their music, comparing them to musicians such as Beethoven, Mozart, Bach and Brahms. Johnny Rotten (lead singer) sarcastically replied “They’re all heroes of ours, ain’t they?”. When Grundy inquired further, Rotten went on, stating “Oh yes, they’re wonderful people, they really turn us on!” Grundy responded with, “What if they turn other people on?” to which Rotten dismissively remarked, “That’s just their tough shit!” When challenged by Grundy, Rotten said, “Nothing, rude word! Next question,” asking Grundy to go on with the interview. Grundy insisted that Rotten repeat what he had said. When Rotten did so, Grundy retorted, “Good heavens, you frighten me to death,” to which Rotten called him “Siegfried” as Matlock muttered that Grundy was “like [a] dad… or [a] granddad.”

Grundy then turned his attention to the female members of the band’s entourage, known as The Bromley Contingent appearing with them and which included Siouxsie Sioux, later lead singer of Siouxsie and the Banshees. He asked, “What about you girls, behind? Are you worried, or are you just enjoying yourself?” To which Sioux responded, “enjoying myself”. Grundy responded “Are you?” to which she and Simone Thomas chorused “Yeah.” Grundy responded “Ah, that’s what I thought you were doing.” That prompted a large exhalation from a band member. Sioux said, “I’ve always wanted to meet you”, to which Grundy responded by saying, “Did you really? We’ll meet afterwards, shall we?” Interpreting this as a sexual comment, Jones began openly insulting Grundy, calling him a “dirty sod” and a “dirty old man.” Grundy further provoked Jones to “say something outrageous”, a challenge that Jones met by calling Grundy a “dirty bastard” and a “dirty fucker”. Grundy responded, “What a clever boy!” and Jones added “What a fucking rotter!” As the show ended and the credits rolled, Grundy mouthed, “Oh shit” as the band began dancing to the closing theme…

The interview effectively destroyed Grundy’s career, elevated the Sex Pistols to notoriety, and signalled the arrival of mainstream punk rock.

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In 1978 another punk rock group, The Television Personalities, released a song which celebrated the interviewer sarcastically entitled, Where’s Bill Grundy Now?

Something that today we could well ask about our friend and yours ‘Billy-Gate-Guff’…